Wednesday, November 26, 2008
10 Percent
A few months ago a friend of mine threw this at me "art is 10 % inspiration and 90% persperation". Id heard it before but, he was a reliable source. So I milled on that for a while before i came up with my solution. I am going to live life 10 %. That way my inspiration is 100% of me and I cut out 90% of the work.
Cosmic Coincidence?
After months of early morning trips to the local convenience store to replace one or the other, it finally happened. I ran out of cereal and milk at the exact same time.
A New Word for Internet Racists
A new word for internet racists (of which there are a super abundance), "bligget"
The Difference Between Atheists and Religious people...
The Difference Between Atheists and Religious people...
The atheist:
Why are we here...
The religious:
Why are we here... Jesus
The atheist:
Why are we here...
The religious:
Why are we here... Jesus
The Last Words of Man
Mankinds last words will be that of a scientist...
"I wonder what happens if I put this here..."
the end.
"I wonder what happens if I put this here..."
the end.
Dear Mr. President and Congress
Hi guys,
It's Jascha. You might remember my name as I've been getting lots of letters from you guys regarding a couple of dollars I forgot to send to you over the last few years. Haha, oops! Well anyway, I noticed you guys were giving out 700 billion tax dollars to some pretty big companies on Wall Street and as a troubled business owner myself I was wondering if, maybe, you could send a billion this way. I only owe about $24k, but I feel with a billion I could really get my business back on track (not to mention finally take that vacation I promised my self 2 years ago!). You can make the check out to Jascha L. Rynek or if you want we can set up a direct deposit or cash or something like that.
So let me know when to expect it, I've got a few things I'd like to get settled right away. Thanks!
Sincerely,
-Jascha
It's Jascha. You might remember my name as I've been getting lots of letters from you guys regarding a couple of dollars I forgot to send to you over the last few years. Haha, oops! Well anyway, I noticed you guys were giving out 700 billion tax dollars to some pretty big companies on Wall Street and as a troubled business owner myself I was wondering if, maybe, you could send a billion this way. I only owe about $24k, but I feel with a billion I could really get my business back on track (not to mention finally take that vacation I promised my self 2 years ago!). You can make the check out to Jascha L. Rynek or if you want we can set up a direct deposit or cash or something like that.
So let me know when to expect it, I've got a few things I'd like to get settled right away. Thanks!
Sincerely,
-Jascha
Revenge
act 1) Recently my gas was shut off because of non payment. Things have been tough financially lately, largely on account of paying $1,050.00 a month to live in a small studio deep in Korea Town. Forutnately, that is my only utility as the building I live in covers my electricity.
fact 2) Up untill a week ago, the management company I rent from decided it was perfectly acceptable to subject me to remodeling and reconstruction noises in the apartment adjacent to me. I did not find these noises pleasing. I asked if they would move me and my dog into a different unit while the remodeling took place or knock down my rent as compinsation for putting up with such a distraction and they declined.
bringing the two together) Having my gas turned off meant I could no longer cook at home. I would have to pay $70 for the bill and reconnection fee. An electric grill from Target costs $50 and since it runs on electricity would be used at the expense of my landlord.
the result) Revenge is a dish best served grilled on both sides.
fact 2) Up untill a week ago, the management company I rent from decided it was perfectly acceptable to subject me to remodeling and reconstruction noises in the apartment adjacent to me. I did not find these noises pleasing. I asked if they would move me and my dog into a different unit while the remodeling took place or knock down my rent as compinsation for putting up with such a distraction and they declined.
bringing the two together) Having my gas turned off meant I could no longer cook at home. I would have to pay $70 for the bill and reconnection fee. An electric grill from Target costs $50 and since it runs on electricity would be used at the expense of my landlord.
the result) Revenge is a dish best served grilled on both sides.
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