10 Percent

A few months ago a friend of mine threw this at me "art is 10 % inspiration and 90% persperation". Id heard it before but, he was a reliable source. So I milled on that for a while before i came up with my solution. I am going to live life 10 %. That way my inspiration is 100% of me and I cut out 90% of the work.

I know i am perfect

I know I am perfect
because I can see everyone of my friends flaws.

Cosmic Coincidence?

After months of early morning trips to the local convenience store to replace one or the other, it finally happened. I ran out of cereal and milk at the exact same time.

A New Word for Internet Racists

A new word for internet racists (of which there are a super abundance), "bligget"

The Difference Between Atheists and Religious people...

The Difference Between Atheists and Religious people...

The atheist:

Why are we here...

The religious:

Why are we here... Jesus

The Last Words of Man

Mankinds last words will be that of a scientist...

"I wonder what happens if I put this here..."



the end.

Dear Mr. President and Congress

Hi guys,

It's Jascha. You might remember my name as I've been getting lots of letters from you guys regarding a couple of dollars I forgot to send to you over the last few years. Haha, oops! Well anyway, I noticed you guys were giving out 700 billion tax dollars to some pretty big companies on Wall Street and as a troubled business owner myself I was wondering if, maybe, you could send a billion this way. I only owe about $24k, but I feel with a billion I could really get my business back on track (not to mention finally take that vacation I promised my self 2 years ago!). You can make the check out to Jascha L. Rynek or if you want we can set up a direct deposit or cash or something like that.

So let me know when to expect it, I've got a few things I'd like to get settled right away. Thanks!

Sincerely,

-Jascha