I came up with a fancy enough blog name, that's for sure. I was so impressed with myself. Elephantiasisoftheblog. Genius. Sheer, un-adultered genius. And that's where it ends. Now I am writing nonsense. Well, I guess it does make sense. Unless I write like this-
jolly hitch fake the pony.
That would be nonesense.
**************AND NOW THE TOP 10 REASONS I DON'T BLOG VERY OFTEN!**************
10. I thought a diatribe was an Indigenous African Dieter!
9. As much as I talk about myself, I don't find I'm that interesting!
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2. I'm lazy!
1. I thought blogging was another form of masturbation! (in which case I am an avid blogger)
I always except donations.
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Thank you and good night!
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I'm gonna start a new blog called nonfilarialelephantiasisoftheblog or podoconiosisoftheblog, because that's so much easier to remember when you tell someone about your blog IMO.
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