Mankinds last words will be that of a scientist...
"I wonder what happens if I put this here..."
the end.
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
Dear Mr. President and Congress
Hi guys,
It's Jascha. You might remember my name as I've been getting lots of letters from you guys regarding a couple of dollars I forgot to send to you over the last few years. Haha, oops! Well anyway, I noticed you guys were giving out 700 billion tax dollars to some pretty big companies on Wall Street and as a troubled business owner myself I was wondering if, maybe, you could send a billion this way. I only owe about $24k, but I feel with a billion I could really get my business back on track (not to mention finally take that vacation I promised my self 2 years ago!). You can make the check out to Jascha L. Rynek or if you want we can set up a direct deposit or cash or something like that.
So let me know when to expect it, I've got a few things I'd like to get settled right away. Thanks!
Sincerely,
-Jascha
It's Jascha. You might remember my name as I've been getting lots of letters from you guys regarding a couple of dollars I forgot to send to you over the last few years. Haha, oops! Well anyway, I noticed you guys were giving out 700 billion tax dollars to some pretty big companies on Wall Street and as a troubled business owner myself I was wondering if, maybe, you could send a billion this way. I only owe about $24k, but I feel with a billion I could really get my business back on track (not to mention finally take that vacation I promised my self 2 years ago!). You can make the check out to Jascha L. Rynek or if you want we can set up a direct deposit or cash or something like that.
So let me know when to expect it, I've got a few things I'd like to get settled right away. Thanks!
Sincerely,
-Jascha
Revenge
act 1) Recently my gas was shut off because of non payment. Things have been tough financially lately, largely on account of paying $1,050.00 a month to live in a small studio deep in Korea Town. Forutnately, that is my only utility as the building I live in covers my electricity.
fact 2) Up untill a week ago, the management company I rent from decided it was perfectly acceptable to subject me to remodeling and reconstruction noises in the apartment adjacent to me. I did not find these noises pleasing. I asked if they would move me and my dog into a different unit while the remodeling took place or knock down my rent as compinsation for putting up with such a distraction and they declined.
bringing the two together) Having my gas turned off meant I could no longer cook at home. I would have to pay $70 for the bill and reconnection fee. An electric grill from Target costs $50 and since it runs on electricity would be used at the expense of my landlord.
the result) Revenge is a dish best served grilled on both sides.
fact 2) Up untill a week ago, the management company I rent from decided it was perfectly acceptable to subject me to remodeling and reconstruction noises in the apartment adjacent to me. I did not find these noises pleasing. I asked if they would move me and my dog into a different unit while the remodeling took place or knock down my rent as compinsation for putting up with such a distraction and they declined.
bringing the two together) Having my gas turned off meant I could no longer cook at home. I would have to pay $70 for the bill and reconnection fee. An electric grill from Target costs $50 and since it runs on electricity would be used at the expense of my landlord.
the result) Revenge is a dish best served grilled on both sides.
Sunday, February 4, 2007
Amber's Dry Cleaning Service
Ambers' Dry Cleaning Service.
"Leaves Your Clothes Warm, Hairy and Wrinkly!"
New word. I'll take credit for it.
1.re·dumb·dant
[ri-duhmb-duhnt]
–adjective
The use of an analogy from one sport to describe achievement in another.
example: "Hey, Jim. Did you see that pass? It was a total homerun!"
2.re·dumb·dant
[ri-duhmb-duhnt]
–noun
A type of person that uses the verb form of this word.
example:
"Leaves Your Clothes Warm, Hairy and Wrinkly!"
New word. I'll take credit for it.
1.re·dumb·dant
[ri-duhmb-duhnt]
–adjective
The use of an analogy from one sport to describe achievement in another.
example: "Hey, Jim. Did you see that pass? It was a total homerun!"
2.re·dumb·dant
[ri-duhmb-duhnt]
–noun
A type of person that uses the verb form of this word.
example:
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